im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
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Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
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My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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