It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
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I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
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Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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