Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
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I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
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Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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