Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
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EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
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Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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