I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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