sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
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I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
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A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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