Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
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