Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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