covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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