Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
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i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
He has the fingertips of a God
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