Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
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shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
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Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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