my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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