its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
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If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
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Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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