He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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