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I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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