She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
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