i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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