whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
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No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
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Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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