I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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