fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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