i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
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It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
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lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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