a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
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