He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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