Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
He had one of those small greek statue penises
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
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they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
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Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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