I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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