Is it normal to miss your booty call?
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
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The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
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Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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