we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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