Sponge bath it is.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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