Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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