Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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