I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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