Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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