Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
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she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
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I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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