there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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