I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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