gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
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Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
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You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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