After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
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they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
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for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I'm bleeding and have questions
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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