Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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