You can't motorboat a personality
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
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Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
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i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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