sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
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Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
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My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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