i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
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I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
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Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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