if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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