This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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