I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
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he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
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On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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