I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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