guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
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So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
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Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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