Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
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you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
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When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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