just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
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She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
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Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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