i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
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I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
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I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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