ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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