oh god the rape fog is back!
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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