well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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