Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
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Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
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I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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