Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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