did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
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Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
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It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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